Born: Auckland, New Zealand, 1968
Parents: June and Martin, both from Auckland
Geneology: Scottish, Maori, Norwegian, English, French, unknown.

Primary School: Mt Roskill Primary
Intermediate School: Mount Roskill Intermediate
High School: Auckland Grammar

First Job: Stage roadie for Richard Wilde
First Girlfriend: Laurel, a widely misunderstood girl who I haven't seen in years.

Best Job: 1988, Tour Guide at Fox Studios, Sydney

First career: Sound Engineer
Current career: Making websites